If this is talent, I must have none.

Thanks to Suzi and Natalia, I am now obsessed with these kid “talents” and their goddamn music videos. And now having gone viral, they are unavoidable on the internets.

I’m sure you know who I’m talking about. Rebecca Black…. *shudders* Her autotuned voice haunts me every time I wonder what day of the week it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

Now I know that yesterday is Thursday, today is Friday…

And then I am informed that there are more of these. If children are our future, we’re doomed.

I’ve never wanted to kick a tween in the face so bad before. Gah.

Yup, my new obsession. Videos funded by rich mommies and daddies who are willing to pay tens of thousands to indulge in their talentless lumps of “children.”

Currently listening to: My Jeans by Jenna Rose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64

My fave part is the rap – really gives some street cred.

Read on!